BOARDING Archives - Elliott Report

A quiet war unfolds at the boarding gates, where travelers, desperate for a sliver of advantage, resort to tactics that skirt the edge of absurdity. This battle over boarding isn't just about securing a spot on the plane; it's deeply rooted in a dance of anxiety, driven by the fear of missing out on precious overhead bin space, and the eagerness to begin their journeys. As this scramble for early boarding plays out, the raw edges of human nature are exposed—cunning, desperation, and perhaps a touch of genius. It paints a vivid tableau of our collective quest for control and comfort on the unpredictable journey of life.

Airline passengers are cutting in line when they board. It’s time to stop!

August 8, 2024February 17, 2024 by Christopher Elliott

Everyone wants to get on the plane first, and it’s getting out of control.

Someone has to say it, so I will: Please, stop trying to switch airline seats. Here's why -- and how you can still get a decent seat.

Stop switching airline seats! Here’s why you should stay put

July 22, 2024November 4, 2023 by Christopher Elliott

Someone has to say it, so I will: Please, stop trying to switch airline seats. Here’s why — and how you can still get a decent seat.

There's a right way to board a plane, and you're probably not doing it. Actually, it might be more accurate to say your airline isn't doing it.

Here’s the secret to boarding a plane the right way

February 19, 2024November 2, 2023 by Christopher Elliott

There’s a right way to board a plane, and you’re probably not doing it. Actually, it might be more accurate to say your airline isn’t doing it.